OUT FEBRUARY 6 from Hachette

A hilariously-honest, heartwarming essay collection about life, love, and discovering you have ADHD at age 35. 

“These essays feel like catching up with an old friend that I actually like listening to. If you enjoy my flavor of OCD you will have just as much fun at Emily’s ADHD party.”


“Funny, cringey, and oh, so relatable.


This is an ignore-your-family, cancel-your-plans, stay-up-past-your-bedtime tale that reminds me of Samantha Irby, David Sedaris, and so many other favorite essayists. It’s laugh-out-loud funny and strikingly smart, and Farris offers brilliant insight into the ADHD brain.”


I'll Just Be Five More Minutes Book Cover

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